Ad Mad Show: 3 Idiots Virus Mobile Charger

Here's another interesting skit, five years after the System k Sholay performance during IT Planning Meet. There was an Ad Mad Show wherein each team was given a product to advertise based on a movie theme. Presenting you the 3 Idiots Virus Mobile Charger performed by the i17 team.

(No one can deny the importance of mobile phones in our lives. But what keep them going are their chargers!)

Senior: Chalo chalo new joinees! Sab log chargers leke aao. Jaldi!

New joinees (including 3 idiots): Jahanpanah, tussi great ho. Charger kabool karo.

Ye sab kya ho raha hai?

Senior: Kal subah pata chalega.

(Next morning)

Millimetre: Virus aa raha hai charger lekar, sab new joinees ko bulaya hai.

Virus: Market mein jab koi naya charger aata hai, tab hum kya karte hai? (Throwing a charger from the nest to the ground) Purane charger to utha k bahar phek dete hai.

Virus continues. .

Life is a race. Let me tell you an interesting story. Ek din mere GM ne mujhe cabin mein bulaya. He said, "Viru, come here".

Main darr gaya. He showed me this charger. Ye solar power se bhi charge karta hai. He said, "This is a symbol of excellence.  I give it to you. Jis din tumhe koi excellent employee mil jaye, usse ye de dena. Kya iss batch mein koi hai jo ise paana chahta hai?

(All new joinees raised their hands except Rancho.)

Virus: Hands down.

(Rancho raises his hand)

Virus: I said hands down.

Rancho: Sir, I have a question. Hazaaron dollars spend karke solar charger kyun banaya? Mobile mein hi solar cells kyun nahi daal dete?

Virus: I'll get back to you on this...

(Both Raju and Rancho are walking)

Raju: Mere mobile mein sirf 5% battery charge hai.

Rancho: Mere mobile mein 95% battery charge hai.

(Human psychology: apne mobile mein kab charge ho toh dukh hota hai. Par dost k mobile mein jyaada charge ho toh jyaada dukh hota hai.)

(Aisa karte karte, 4 saal beet gaye. Programmers Solution Lead ban gaye aur unhe Exec Project mil gaya. Project - Virus k paas jo charger hai, waisa charger banaye. Hamare 3 idiots charger ka design churane Virus k ghar jaate hai.)

Rancho: Woh dekh Virus!

Others: Sshhh...

Raju: Hum kya kar rahe hai?

Farhan: Virus ka charger dhund rahe hai.

Raju: Jisne chhupaya hai, usse puchhte hai. Ae Buddhe utha! Charger kaha hai?

(Both Rancho and Farhan pulled Raju and ran towards a classroom and hide themselves behind the chairs.)

Virus: (running after them with a torch) Raju??

(Next morning, a session is going on InfoSecurity)

Virus: (enters in anger) Raju, kal raat kaha the?

Rancho and Farhan: Kal raat bhar charger design padh raha tha Sir.

Raju: (looking at both of them) Sachhi?

Virus: Okay, then tell us how does a charger work?

Raju: Simple Sir! Charger ko plug karo, switch ON karo aur mobile charge hota hai...

Virus: Bring your charger and come, let's have a cup of tea in my cabin.

(Virus's cabin)

Virus: Mujhe pata hai kal raat tumhare saath kaun the. Ya to mujhe un dono k chargers laake do, ya phir tumhara charger do. Tumhare paas sochne k liye 7 minutes hai. Tab tak main candy crush ka ek level complete karta hoon.

(Opera music is on.....)

(Raju throws away his charger from 5th floor. Employees gather on the ground. Background music: jaane nahi denge tujhe...)

(Project mein copy karne k ilzaam pe Virus 3Idiots ka HRIT mein separation action leta hai. Jaane se pehle, raat ko 3Idiots Virus ko milne jaate hai.)

Virus: (on the phone) Hello, Hello, Kaha ho beti?

(Phone gets switched off)

Virus: Oh no! Power bhi chala gaya..

Rancho: Kya hua Sir?

Virus: You are plain bad luck! Tum teeno enter karte hi mere phone battery n electricity dono dead. Pata nahi meri beti kaha phasi hai!

Rancho: Raju! Virus ko nikaal!

(Raju runs towards Virus to pull him)

Rancho: Arey! Woh nahin, apna Virus Charger!

(Rancho attaches the charger to Virus's arm and Virus calls his daughter)

(3Idiots ne toh research karke Virus charger banaya. Apko sirf ghar baithe Amazon pe order karna hai - SIRF 499 - aur saath mein Mobile Antivirus FREE FREE FREE!)

Virus: Ruko Idiot! Kaha jaa rahe ho? Office k pehle din tumne ek sawaal puchha tha k solar panel directly mobile pe kyun nahi lagaya? Continuous charging se phone garam ho sakta hai, kisi ka kaan phat sakta hai, kisi ka chehra jal sakta hai! You were wrong! You cannot be right all the time!

(Virus gifts his charger to Rancho and Rancho is promoted as Executive.)

Actors of the skit:

Diby Sir as Virus

Nikhil Deshmukh as Rancho

Abhijeet Torne as Raju

Sandipa Veldandi as Narrator